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De-FIB-ulator Voice Lie Detector
Equipment DetailsManufacturer: BRAND NOT SPECIFIED Brand: BRAND NOT SPECIFIED Product features: - Hand-held De-FIB-ulator analyzes voice stress to detect lies
Sports reviews of De-FIB-ulator Voice Lie DetectorCustomer Review: Beware! This works so well, it may destroy your life Sport shop rating: 5 Stars
I bought this as a bit of fun without fully appreciating how much the De-FIB-ulator would change my life.
As instructed, I established a baseline by replying to the three sample 'yes or no' questions before trying out the De-FIB-ulator on members of my extended family.
Imagine my horror upon discovering that Auntie Rita spied for the Chechens and had a third nipple tattooed on her back, Grandpa Donald was, in fact, a female sword-swallower on sabbatical who ate my pizza last Friday, Cousin Rita enjoyed stroking her earlobes with cheese and Uncle Will had pulled the trigger from the grassy knoll on that fateful day in Dallas -- 18th June 1987, according to his confession.
Worse, all my children were fathered by Vardot III, King of the Venusians -- I had suspected this for sometime due to their collective fear of garden herbs and san serif typefaces -- and my so-called wife held a deep-seated love for all triangular objects.
My present, solitary existence may not be particularly satisfactory but at least I am not surrounded by the tissue of lies that marked my former life. With only my De-FIB-ulator for company, I continue to uncover my own hidden truths. For example, I now know that my enjoyment of roast squirrel and peanut butter sandwiches is entirely due to the genes passed on by my real father, Elvis.
Description of De-FIB-ulator Voice Lie DetectorThe most talked-about new novelty product of the year! De-FIB-ulator, the world's first hand-held Voice Lie Detector! PRICED RIGHT Teenagers acting suspiciously? Food disappearing from your fridge, and your roommate's evasive? De-FIB-ulator can help! The size of a cell phone, this portable push-button voice tension detector is sure to add a little fun, if not some certainty, to your life. Developed in Singapore, it's designed to measure varying degrees of voice vibration to 65% accuracy. (Not bad, considering not even FBI technology guarantees 100% precision.) Just ask your subject 3 sample "yes or no" questions and record the voice to establish a baseline. Then ask actual "yes or no" questions and watch the figure on the screen. "Demonochio's" nose will grow and his horns will appear... the more tension in the voice, the longer the nose and the horns will be! 3-voice storage; Cell phone connection allows for readings over the phone... digital connection actually makes results more accurate! Easy-to-interpret video graphics; Button cell battery (included); 1/2 x 2 1/4 x 3 1/2"h. For amusement only. This will be the life of the party... no lie! Order Today! De-FIB-ulator Voice Lie Detector
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