Accoutrements Bacon Soap
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Category: Toy
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Manufacturer: AccoutrementsBrand: Accoutrements
Product features:
- BACON SOAP COMPOUNDED BY EXPERT CHEMISTS TO THE THE HIGHEST PERFECTION
- WAKE UP AND SMELL LIKE BREAKFAST
- SHOWER TILL THE PIGS COME HOME
Sports reviews of Accoutrements Bacon Soap
Customer Review: I love bacon
Sport shop rating: 5 Stars
I once considered myself to be an avid bacon aficionado.
I had the bacon bandages, bacon mints, bacon toothpicks, bacon floss. I even considered growing my own pigs so I didn't have to bother going to the grocery store. But the one thing I didn't have was bacon soap. I could surround myself with the sights and sounds of bacon, but I couldn't make the bacon smell come from me instead of around me. I forced with slathering my skin with bacon and bacon grease while saying "It rubs the bacon on its skin" to achieve the desired effect. Then I found bacon soap and this is a problem that I no longer have. I wake up early and jump in the hot shower and lather up, and it smells like a kitchen full of bacon.
Since great power comes with great responsibility, I must warn all future bacon aficionados of the side effect of bacon soap. First, when showering, you will try to eat the soap! Yes it looks and smells like bacon, but..understand this...it DOESN'T taste like bacon. Also my room mates now hate me because of they keep thinking I'm cooking breakfast when I'm really showering! My dog, while usually having a strong attraction to me has taken to a real liking to me. Actually all the neighborhood dogs now follow me around like I'm Ceasr Chazez! Lastly, fat guys have taken an unusual attraction to me. When I'm at the Golden Corral buffet they want to buy me dinner...when at Dunkin Donuts they ask me "If I come here often".
This is a solid must buy and the only way I think the product could be improved is by adding real pieces of bacon in the soap. But that doesn't stop ift from being a five star item!
Description of Accoutrements Bacon Soap
A DELIGHTFUL SOAP INFUSED WITH THE SWEET PERFUME OF BACON. YUMMYSports and Outdoors
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